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Heavy Christmas

heavy-christmas-300x300If you’re easily offended you might want to skip this playlist, but if you’re looking to get out of Christmas dinner this might be a helpful tool. There is some swearing and blasphemy. Mostly, though, these are great songs that celebrate the holiday spirit with just a little more volume than you might be used to.

 

Tracklist (and where you can happily ruin your hearing further):

  1. Spinal Tap – Christmas With the Devil
  2. The Darkness – Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)
  3. Rob Rivers – Jingle Hells Bells
  4. Alice Cooper – Santa Claus is Coming to Town
  5. Opiate for the Masses – Christmas Evel
  6. Blood Sausage – Fuck Christmas Fuck Santa Fuck You
  7. From First to Last – Christmassacre
  8. NOFX – Xmas Has Been Xed
  9. Punchline – Icicles
  10. DDT – Captain Morgan’s Christmas
  11. The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)
  12. Huntingtons – It’s Always Christmas at my House
  13. The Rhythm Pigs – Sleigh Ride
  14. The Fleshtones – Hooray for Santa Claus
  15. The Maynards – The Maynards’ Christmas Wish
  16. Evaporators – Who Are You?
  17. Glam Chops – Count Down to Christmas
  18. Sufjan Stevens – Mr. Frosty Man
  19. The White Stripes – Candy Cane Children
  20. Thee Knight of Thrashe – Santa Claus (Here He Comes)
  21. Dirt Merchants – Jingle Bells
  22. Captain Cutlass & the Stormcrows – Yo Ho Ho Ho
  23. Whirlees – The Grinch
  24. Jemani – That There Was Christmas
  25. Jet – Back Door Santa
  26. Lemmy Kilmister, Billy Gibbons & Dave Grohl – Run Rudolph Run
  27. Jason Farr & Darrin “Big D” Laidman – Christmas Time in Hamilton