If you’re easily offended you might want to skip this playlist, but if you’re looking to get out of Christmas dinner this might be a helpful tool. There is some swearing and blasphemy. Mostly, though, these are great songs that celebrate the holiday spirit with just a little more volume than you might be used to.
Tracklist (and where you can happily ruin your hearing further):
- Spinal Tap – Christmas With the Devil
- The Darkness – Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)
- Rob Rivers – Jingle Hells Bells
- Alice Cooper – Santa Claus is Coming to Town
- Opiate for the Masses – Christmas Evel
- Blood Sausage – Fuck Christmas Fuck Santa Fuck You
- From First to Last – Christmassacre
- NOFX – Xmas Has Been Xed
- Punchline – Icicles
- DDT – Captain Morgan’s Christmas
- The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)
- Huntingtons – It’s Always Christmas at my House
- The Rhythm Pigs – Sleigh Ride
- The Fleshtones – Hooray for Santa Claus
- The Maynards – The Maynards’ Christmas Wish
- Evaporators – Who Are You?
- Glam Chops – Count Down to Christmas
- Sufjan Stevens – Mr. Frosty Man
- The White Stripes – Candy Cane Children
- Thee Knight of Thrashe – Santa Claus (Here He Comes)
- Dirt Merchants – Jingle Bells
- Captain Cutlass & the Stormcrows – Yo Ho Ho Ho
- Whirlees – The Grinch
- Jemani – That There Was Christmas
- Jet – Back Door Santa
- Lemmy Kilmister, Billy Gibbons & Dave Grohl – Run Rudolph Run
- Jason Farr & Darrin “Big D” Laidman – Christmas Time in Hamilton
