Sexy Santa

sexy-santa-300x300Most of these songs see Santa delivering some unconventional Christmas gifts. Lots of innuendo. Not Santa songs for kids; see my previous mix for those kinds of Santa songs. Not much strong language, so depending on the kind of party you’re planning to attend this season, this mix could be appropriate, as long as you skip the last track.

 

 

 

Tracklist (and where you can get all these super hot Santa songs for yourselves):

  1. Elvis Presley – Santa Claus is Back in Town
  2. The Ronnettes – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
  3. Lil McClintock – Don’t Think I’m Santa Claus
  4. Bo Carter – Santa Claus
  5. Sir Mack Rice – Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’
  6. Rufus Thomas – I’ll Be Your Santa Baby
  7. Clarence Carter – Back Door Santa
  8. Fitz & The Tantrums – Santa Stole My Lady
  9. Linni Zaorski – Shimmy on Down My Chimney
  10. Eddy Arnold – I’m Your Private Santa Claus
  11. George Jones – My Mom and Santa Claus
  12. Kay Brown – Daddy, Is Santa Really Six Foot Four?
  13. Marah – Handsome Santa
  14. Butterbeans & Susie – Papa Ain’t No Santa Claus (Mama Ain’t No Christmas Tree)
  15. Lightnin Hopkins – Santa
  16. Mojo Nixon – Twas the Night Before Christmas

Santa Songs for Cieran, Rosie, Avery, and EVERYONE

santa-kids-300x300It’s weird not making individual Christmas mixes for people this year, but it’s definitely fun to be able to share so many great songs with so many more people. I’m going to dedicate this mix of kid-friendly Santa songs to the most important very young people in my life: My four-year-old nieces Avery and Rosie, and my brand new, not-even-two-weeks-old nephew, Cieran! I am willing to bet this is his very first Christmas mix. He may not get a lot out of it this year, but I hope he will in the years to come. And for all you jaded folks who don’t feel you’re young-at-heart enough for this mix, stay tuned for next week’s definitely-not-for-children sequel: Sexy Santa!

Tracklist (and where you can get these Ho Ho Ho-liday songs for yourselves!)

  1. The Crystals – Santa Claus is Coming to Town
  2. The Hepsters – Rockin’ and Rollin’ with Santa Claus
  3. Patti Page – Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
  4. Debbie & The Darnells – Santa Teach Me to Dance
  5. The Beach Boys – The Man With All the Toys
  6. Soupy Sales – Santa Claus is Surfin’ to Town
  7. Ray Stevens – Santa Claus is Watching You
  8. Big John Greer – Wanna See Santa Do the Mambo
  9. The Exciters – Mambo Santa Mamba
  10. Crankshaft and The Geargrinders – Louisiana Bayou Santa
  11. Sonny James – Barefoot Santa Claus
  12. Les Baxter – Santa Claus’s Party
  13. Lawrence Welk & His Champagne Music Makers – Ho Ho Ho
  14. Bobby Gimby – Santa Claus Rides Again
  15. Sam Ulano – Santa Claus and the Doodle-I-Boop
  16. Louis Armstrong – Zat You Santa Claus
  17. Ella Fitzgerald – Santa Claus Got Stuck in my Chimney
  18. Harry Connick, Jr. – (It Must’ve Been ‘Ol) Santa Claus
  19. Gene Autry – Santa Santa Santa
  20. Tinseltown Players – Santa Claus is Flying Through the Sky
  21. The Chipmunks – Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
  22. Bob Dylan – Here Comes Santa Claus
  23. The New Christy Minstrels – Sing Along With Santa
  24. Chatham County Line – O! Santa
  25. Brenda Lee – I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus
  26. The Louvin Brothers – Santa’s Big Parade
  27. Bobby Helms – Captain Santa (And His Reindeer Space Patrol)
  28. Hal Bradley Orchestra – Space Age Santa
  29. Lennon Sisters – Outer Space Santa
  30. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Hooray for Santa Claus
  31. The Fleshtones – Super Rock Santa
  32. Pointed Sticks – Power Pop Santa
  33. Henry Hall – Does Santa Claus Sleep with his Whiskers Over or Under the Sheet?
  34. Tom Paxton – How Many Cookies Can Santa Claus Eat?
  35. Black Prairie – (Everybody’s Waitin’ for) The Man With the Bag
  36. She & Him – Little Saint Nick
  37. ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – Loretta Lynn